YES. I’m serious. RAY OF LIGHT APPEARS IN INDISTINGUISHABLE DARKNESS. ANGELIC CHOIR COMMENCES. GANDALF EMERGES FROM LENS FLARE HOLDING HANDS WITH CAPTAIN PICARD AND SPOCK. THEY ARE EATING THIS PIE. UNIVERSE COLLAPSES INTO SINGULAR POINT OF JOY. SHHH! Not now! Come on, really? So cliché… No seriously. If you can ignore my perverse nerd fantasies, […]